I love coffee. Coffee kicks ass. I know people whose parents will cook bacon on Sunday mornings cuz the smell lures them out of bed. Coffee has the same effect on me (I don't eat bacon). I love real coffee. Nescafe and other instant coffees suck muchly, although my hatred for instant coffees prolly comes from that week I had a friend staying with me and was working fulltime. During the day I consumed 14 to 16 teaspoons of Nescafe distributed in 7 to 8 cups of hot water to make up for my lack of sleep. Why do Australians drink 11 million cups of Nescafe every day? Cuz they're bloody tired.

I just went into the kitchen to turn the fish over cuz mum told me to. I was turning a piece over with the tongs and I hit my finger on the side of the grill. The grill was hot so my second response (my first was pulling my finger away from the grill) was to say "ouch!". My mum replied with "be careful". I really would have appreciated the warning much more BEFORE  I burnt my finger. I've already learnt my lesson. There's no point telling me now.

You know how they say one in five people are insane? My friend Jenny thinks Paul McDermott is cute. She's one of them.

It bugs me when people criticise my eating habits. For example, for lunch today I cooked some vegetables in some spaghetti sauce so I basically ended up with vegies in a tomato sauce. Someone said it was weird. Why? It contains a variety of vegetables- zuchini, peas, beans, carrots, sweet corn etcetera. Mark Wahlqvist, a well-known nutritionist recommends you eat a wide variety of nutritious foods. I was therefore following nutritional advice with this meal. It tasted good. I'm getting a wide range of antioxidants. Why is it any of their business. They didn't criticise my eating on the day I ate a box of Maltesers for lunch. I'll eat what I damn well please, thankyou very much.

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