I used to have a car. It was bright yellow. I drove it in constant fear that it would die on the freeway during rush hour. I named it Mr Heckles because of this (Mr Heckles was a character on a TV show who died). I now drive a grey car. I don't have that constant fear of losing my grey car to that big cloud in the sky because it is less of a bomb. However, my grey car has no name. If you have any ideas for a cute name for a small grey car with no bumper stickers (cuz it took me about 3 hours to scrape the bumper stickers off Mr Heckles), please email me.

Okay, so i was at this art showing last night because my friend Glen is an art student and his uni was showing some of the work of the students. Anyway,  so there were free drinks at this thing; wine, OJ, beer stubbies etcetera (which was the highlight with the exception of the people sitting in the blow-up swimming pool drinking the complimentary booze). To cut a long story short, I had to open two guys' beer for them because they were too scrawny to do it themselves. No kidding. One of Glen's friends couldn't get his beer open so I had to do it for him and later there were two guys standing across the room and one of them was struggling with the lid so I walked over, opened it for him and walked back. Meanwhile, the weakling guy is looking at me like I'm a freak. He's a guy. Guys are s'posed to be stronger than chicks (or so I've been told by all the sexist men I speak to). So this guy needs a girl's help to open a beer bottle of all things and I'm the freak? Puh-lease.

Why do men wolf-whistle? You know how you're walking down the street and some guy sticks his head out of the window of his car as he drives past and either whistles or yells something (usually obscene) at you. What's that about? Is the wolf-whistle like the matingcall of the loser? Do they think that if they shout "nice boobs" out of their car window you'll flash them or something? I think these men are a product of coke ads. I don't know why, I just think coke makes a lot of money and we should blame them for something.